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hard drive joke

Unblatantly blatant jokes about child porn, especially when stashed in a digital drive. Usually pointed at pastors with questionable personality.
"It's okay Teach, you can tell us the contents of your hard drive"
"OOOH MAN WAS THAT A HARD DRIVE JOKE?!?"
by alias33 October 15, 2025
mugGet the hard drive jokemug.

Nine-Driving

When you and a sexual partner partake in the 69 position and take turns pile-driving each other repeatedly on the bed.
Guy1 : "Man my back hurts from last night."

Guy2 : "Why? What happened?"

Guy1 : "My girlfriend and I were Nine-Driving."

Guy2 : "Oh shit."
by Mike Tysons Lisp October 27, 2018
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Castle your drive

To systematically bet more than others do in 7 card Texas hold'em remembering to have more chips just in case you bluff and lose.
You castle your drive in poker by betting bigger, and playing louder, but without saying a word, than those who don't know how to bet bigger, for more fun, knowing your hand may be just better gambling on your part.
by TrueBlueHue1 September 16, 2023
mugGet the Castle your drivemug.

driving like a pussy

Driving like a pussy is the equivalent to a white mom late to get home to record Real House Wives of Beverly hills and almost killing a pedestrian along the way!
Yous driving like a pussy Christian
by Macalak May 6, 2021
mugGet the driving like a pussymug.

No drink and drive

Expression for ”don’t drink while driving” or ”don’t drive while drinking”.
Please, no drink and drive!
by SlumberyBox41 August 14, 2019
mugGet the No drink and drivemug.

Starr drive

a very sexy hill where people like leah live. holler. also had hidden driveways and tends to be shaped like milk bottles.
me: where do you live son?
leah: starr drive biatchhhh
by laura p January 16, 2008
mugGet the Starr drivemug.

The Drive Thru

When a male is going through a fast-food drive-thru pulling vinegar strokes and cums immediately when receiving their order.
Barbara quit her job at McDonalds after Gary did The Drive Thru the other night.
by 2moist4u. November 3, 2024
mugGet the The Drive Thrumug.

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