A kid who goes all out for puss but never gets it. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Commonly associated with the name Malakhi.
Friend 1: Malakhi is such a suck up for Taylor’s puss for a year now.
Friend 2: I know right he’s being a simp!
Friend 2: I know right he’s being a simp!
by Macalak February 25, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Driving like a pussy is the equivalent to a white mom late to get home to record Real House Wives of Beverly hills and almost killing a pedestrian along the way!
by Macalak May 6, 2021
Get the driving like a pussymug.