Can we get groceries?

When someone asks to get groceries

Mom: “we’re out of food”
Tiago: “well can we get groceries?”

by Poopmaster April 29, 2022

eating a can of green beans

What Brooklyn does when she is emotionally unstable

Aww shit! Brooklyn be eating a can of green beans. We boutta fill out some Google form.

by SecondMostInfluential February 23, 2022

can i eat u

Can I eat u?

pussy

Can I eat u tonight in bed

by Fucky duckie April 23, 2018

can we just cuddle

The most excruciatingly painful string of words any man will hear in the bedroom. This means the sexual intercourse he has been anticipating since the initiation of said act, has come to an abrupt halt. This destroys his world and disappoints him beyond any hope. It's like promising a child a bran new Xbox One for his birthday and instead getting him a Wii U.

*just as intercourse is about to start* "Baby... Can we just cuddle tonight?"

by Epicazam27 February 15, 2017

can i be honest with you

introduction to shared information of medium to insignificant content
like,
"can i be honest with you? I missed you so much when the site was down for 24 hours. i'm aware that i don't contribute nowhere near as much as you but we have to do our work, we have to go out and do stuff. our reward will be that much sweeter."

can i be honest with you?

by Krkič March 5, 2020

i can has cheezburger?

An internet phrase from a picture of a lolcat with that caption (see icanhascheezburger.com). The picture is responsible for the site and its daily additions.

It's pretty stupid, but it can be used in certain situations (not many). Essentially, it has no purpose other than to be random.

- Dude, doesn't this look awesome?
- i can has cheezburger?
- No, you can't has cheezburger.

by stikshift June 28, 2007

I can has a Cookie?

The cute, adorable way of asking for a cookie (often used in lolcats). Or to some people, the annoying n00b meme.

Adorable Kitty: "I can has a Cookie? Pwease?"
You: "I made a cookie for you but I eated it. Sowwy."
Adorable Kitty: "So I can't has cookie?"
You: "No, you can't has cookie."

by Kawaii6789 October 30, 2011