Melanie Spark

A bootiful whamen alien with a human eating persona called Melody living in her head

Damn that’s Melanie Spark

by Stormyowo May 21, 2019

Melanie

Dumb bitch whos obsessed with watching naked game shows in class.. Shes supposedly friendzones people but everyone knows she wishes...... big time

Yo that girl in class was totally melanie’ing me

by Ninjawarrior69 July 11, 2019

Melancholy Crush'in

mel·luhn·kaa·lee krush·in

When you have interest in someone but you put negative thoughts in your head to keep yourself from talking to them.

"Damn I should go say wassup....nahh it wouldn't change shit"
"I wanna say sum but...nahh damn got me melancholy crush'in"

by Bossyassme July 31, 2019

Melania

Melania is a good friend and seems very kind at first. Once you get to know her and her character traits you can't really handle it. She gets mad over really small dumb things. She always wants to be the center of attention. Likes stealing people bestfriends. She wants for people to know her and hangs out with popular people to get fame. She will randomly stop talking to you and say that she won't force anyone to talk to them when she was the one that stopped talking to that person lmfao. She's greedy and selfish. Gets annoying a lot. At some point she becomes a fake friend because she she turns all her friends into like her slaves. Tells them what to do and if they don't do it she gets mad and stop talking to them until they apologize. Not the best person to make your bestfriend well at least the one I know. She gets in everyone's business. Tells everyone about her problems then makes it seem like she's the victim. Makes everyone feel bad for her. If she finds out you have a crush on someone then she will go looking for him and steals him from you even though she's crushing on someone else. Doesn't understand funny terms like "thats cap" but only says it to fit in😂. This isn't towards all melania's but it's towards the Melania I know😂. So please don't be offended.

Bro Melania is annoying as fuck.
She gets in everyone's business and talks a lot of shit.
She's chill at times but always wants everyone's attention.

by kapkapkapkapkap November 27, 2019

Melananus

The type of cancer one is afflicted with when you foolishly try to absorb vitamin D directly from the sun to your anus.

Did you hear about Karen? She tried that stupid holding her naked ass up to the sun to absorb more vitamin D and ended up getting melananus.

by scythe74 November 30, 2019

Mélanie-Dior

Mélanie-Dior, or more commonly named MD, is a rare specimen you can observe in the east of France. You can spot her thanks to her beauty and brightness. MD loves to say « Titre ! » all the time and I think it’s beautiful.

Let’s do the Mélanie-Dior dance !

by Zia December 12, 2019

Megonkalo

Megonkalo is an ancient alter ego. It founds among Georgian/Qartvelian nobles that have an IQ of more then 500(Users IQ is needed to suppress Megonkalos powers). Using Megonkalo is a lot like a power up that can be used in short bursts, it grans the user Speed,Strength and Intelligence.

U can tell if a noble Georgian/Qartvelian is using the benefits of Megonkalo if he/she starts acting unusual and their voice changes.

Megonkalo's tend to act like kids, they are very nice and hyper active. But they can get EXTREMELY aggressive towards weebs/otakus, "depressed" teenagers and Russian cs:go players, or any other low intellect beings.

Megonkalos are very good at Minecraft.

Megonkalo:*destroys a fucking Nokia 3310*
Someone: Oh shit he fucked that Nokia 3310 up like its nothing, that has to be thanks to a Megonkalo power up.

*Test in School*
Megonkalo: 1. *Did not study for shit*

2. Poweres up

3. Gets the highest score possible +1

*Random female getting beat up 69km away*
Megonkalo: *Dashes at lightning speeds to save her, cuz RESPECT WHAMEN that's what he learned from PewDiePie.

by SkupSkup January 10, 2020