rat bag with blonde hair that degrades women named Chloe, specifically, but not limited to all other female populations. Prone to being disappointed at a photobooth when the girl he likes didn't realise he wanted a solo photo
Seen in areas of the Gold Coast.
Seen in areas of the Gold Coast.
by Jimmyjelly150 November 17, 2021
A euphemism for sucking cock.
by Johnsonsucka February 14, 2020
(Not to be confused with someone’s Johnson that is wet) When two, or more, goth women with snake tongues give you a rim job. Usually ending with entrance from the tongues
by RimmyTimmy January 15, 2024
When your Johnson (cock) is between your lover's arse cheeks whilst you spoon her and she clamps onto your foreskin and proceeds to stretch it like a "Stretch Armstrong" toy.
My girlfriend clamped onto my cock and proceeded to Stretch Johnson with her arse cheeks and proceeded to stretch it, before he was hard enough to then slip it in.
by SmoothBallBearings September 03, 2024
A well known hater. He is someone who hates on others for no other reason other than to hate. He can be found at football fields or Pistons Bar in Long Beach, CA.
by El Jefe Soto March 16, 2022
The genderneutral Term for a Mary Sue or Gary Stu, named after the Film Director Rian Johnson. An idealized and seemingly perfect fictional character. Often, this character is recognized as an authors insert or wish fulfillment.
They can usually perform better at tasks than should be possible given the amount of training or experience, and usually are able through some means to upstage the main protagonist of an established fictional setting, such as by saving the hero.
They can usually perform better at tasks than should be possible given the amount of training or experience, and usually are able through some means to upstage the main protagonist of an established fictional setting, such as by saving the hero.
by Noway_Neophobic May 07, 2019
Johnsoned: As in a Johnson (cock, penis or dick). When you have a conversation with someone who's a massive cock.
Rod: Alright Dave. How are you? My heads wrecked, I've just spoke to Antony. He doesn't half chat shit.
Dave: I'm not bad Rod. It sounds like you've been Johnsoned though. Let's go for a beer, it's know to cure people who've been Johnsoned.
Dave: I'm not bad Rod. It sounds like you've been Johnsoned though. Let's go for a beer, it's know to cure people who've been Johnsoned.
by Easy Ezz January 11, 2016