Johnnessy

Better than your favorite youtuber. Might chug a bottle of Hennessy and crash out.

Last night I got fucked by Johnnessy

by bigtoemolestor June 10, 2024

Johnny Blue Skies

Sturgill Simpson

Alter ego, pirate name or new moniker

First seen on the 2016 album A Sailor’s Guide to Earth

Beware the dread pirate Johnny Blue Skies!

by bluegrasm July 1, 2024

Johnny-five

To separate, take apart or dismantle something into its different parts.

I'm bout' to Johnny-five this motherF**ker.

by anonymous July 8, 2024

Johnny Dang

A Johnny Dang refers to CallmeJD_0 a Lego high rank that is not the best Lego high rank it is clearly JetbluetheNoob.

Don't act like Johnny Dang bro.

by SirJet September 2, 2024

Johnny Tudor

The biggest but actually the smallest cunt you'll ever meet. Wishes he was a ferg but will always be a tiny little johnny knobhead tudor.
You're such a Johnny Tudor you're the smallest massive cunt I've ever come across

Also an extremely sensitive little bitch that packs less punch than a thalidomide toddler

You're such a Johnny Tudor I knew you would get upset by pointing out the truth.

by Strange alias September 15, 2024

Johnny time

A term referring to the consistent tendency to arrive a minimum of 30 minutes late, often viewed as a personal trademark rather than mere tardiness.

**Johnny Time (noun):** A humorous term used to describe the act of consistently arriving at least 30 minutes late to an event, meeting, or appointment, often with no sense of urgency or explanation. Commonly associated with chronic tardiness disguised as a personality trait.

Example: "Oh, he’s running on Johnny Time again—don’t expect him for at least another hour!"

by Jodefines November 29, 2024

Johnny sliverhand

Wake the fuck up samurai, we have a city to burn

Rogue: hey Johnny
Johnny sliverhand: shut the fuck up

by Johnny sliverhand December 17, 2024