generational paradox

A phenomenon where young individuals from Gen Z feel prematurely aged or burdened by adult responsibilities at a relatively young age (e.g., 22), while older Millennials experience a sense of being "old" around the age of 35 due to societal pressures and expectations.

It's wild how the generational paradox hits hard; my younger sister is only 22 but talks about life like she's already nearing retirement, while my Millennial friends keep saying they feel young at 35.

by Emotional Cruiser December 24, 2025

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General Brown

When you take a massive steaming shit so big that it physically cannot flush down the toilet, and you have to battle it out with the poop knife.

The other day, I saw a General Brown in the public restroom, and it physically wouldn’t flush. I shit you not! (Pun intended)

by all-hail-cthulhu January 4, 2026

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Dollar General Seven

A woman who is a little better looking than the normal Dollar General patrons. She actually has all her teeth, doesn’t go out in public in her pajamas. 85% chance she’s a single mom, 50% chance she’s paying with EBT. However, would be considered a 4 in any other environment.

Stayed too long at the bar… looks like I’m taking a Dollar General Seven home.

by MrTheScrambler January 18, 2025

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