squirrel disease

Being distracted by something at a moments notice.

Starting a project and something shiny distracts you

I was about to reply to your text but I have squirrel disease

by Dasez September 17, 2017

bozo disease

bozo disease is when you have such a skill issue you turn into a clown and you start dreaming about fortnite 19 dollar gift card.

Michael got bozo disease yesterday, he wasn't able to hit any shots.

by liggma February 19, 2024

dyson disease

Dysons Disease, When a long term partner stops giving oral sex and complains about everything.

Darrens wife has dyson disease, she`s stopped sucking and started whining!

by socket5c July 19, 2024

Jack Thomson Disease

A disease that makes you like pasta and pole dance

Me: Look is that guy pole dancing

Other guy: he must have Jack Thomson Disease

by Amongusinreallifesussus June 12, 2021

idiopathic disease

A lawyer without ethics who gaslights client whom he/she manipulates for his/her sole financial gain

Mediation flip flops because of Idiopathic Disease

by Veronique Veronneau June 7, 2022

Tysean disease

Uncontrollably stuttering and being retarded

"I got the tysean disease"

by Cathylynn May 31, 2025

veneereal disease

A serious skin-infection caused by excessive handling of decorative wood products.

I had to transfer from the finishing department to the structural-wood-fabricating room at the furniture-factory because I was coming down with veneereal disease.

by QuacksO June 17, 2018