wanke-danke-thon

This is an extended masturbation session of gratitude, formed by combining the words "wank" + the German word "danke" for thank you + "thon" from marathon.

Mom: Alright son, I fixed you a great supper. How are you going to thank me?

Son: Mom, I am going to do a wanke-danke-thon in your honor tonight.

Mom: Oh I am flattered!

by SantoshGeorge February 21, 2009

Danking

Danking is the act of inhaling vapor from illicit street carts (cartridges) that contain THC or synthetic THC.Illicit drug manufacturers take THC or Synthetic THC concentrates, cut them with questionable substances, fill the carts and sell them on the black market.

Danking is causing people to become ill.

by Thov September 10, 2019

Danking

Danking is a combination of planking and dabbing. To perform a dank, lay down on your stomach on a surface preferably above ground level, and dab.

“yo, wanna go danking in the bathroom?”
“sure, dude. I’ll meet you at 9.”

by yaboifilip June 20, 2018

dankest

The best ever. Deagle Armor Nade Kit Eco Save Tyrants. The best deagles around. Period. No relation to Franklin Turtle. Born to be dank.

Watch your back we are about to attack; The Tooters Feat. DANKEST

by Franklin_Trutle May 2, 2009

hella danks

Most *dank* weed.

top of the line, Best quality

How much for some hella dank(s)?

Do you smoke hella dank(s)?

by TOXIK METAL March 8, 2005

Danky Outlaw

A complete and total badass with rugged qualities who enjoys prefaces and Outlaw&Backwoods cigars.

I saw this guy rolling his own cigar while smoking another at the skatepark. What a Danky Outlaw!

by Danky Outlaw July 15, 2006

dankosity biscuit

pot cookie that hits you like fuckin kryptonite. Go back to tha valley, blouses

1) can no longer function properly
2) so high are no longer *entirely* focused on sex with hotties
3) probably gonna cheese out--a lot--as in all day cheesefest (crumbles of dankosity biscuit seen amid disheveled piles of clothes strewn across floor)
4) might try to revive oneself in cold shower but instead pass out with water running and pinch a loaf in the tub

by matthew mc December 9, 2008