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Country vanilla crotch rocket

The act of banging a girl doggie style while eating a bowl of ice cream. The placing the cold bowl on her lower back. Causing her sky rocket of your dick
Dude I was with this chick the other night and turned her into a country vanilla crotch rocket.
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human crotch rocket

A short girl with attitude that should scare you away but body that attracts you more
I saw you helping the human crotch rocket, how did it go?

I was scared and turned on but I think she was cool
by Edwardreeses1125 July 3, 2023
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Crotch Rocket

A derogatory term for a little shithead. Usually followed up by some Joe six pack hurtling a half empty beer bottle at them. Similar to the terms Fucklet and Rapelet
Doug: *working on his 1969 Pontiac GTO*

Little Shit: "Your car sucks"

DOUG: "STFU YOU LITTLE CROTCH ROCKET" *Chucks a half empty beer bottle at the little shit*
by Dan's Z71 August 23, 2020
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Ken Crotch

When a man is completely friend-zoned, contains the ick, or you finally lost feelings for them and have no sexual desire for them whatsoever.
I used to think he was sexy now he has ken crotch

He use to be cute but he opened his mouth and now he is ken crotched.

I feel nothing for him. Ken crotch
by Cajun Sparkle August 16, 2025
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Beer Crotch

When your crotch is soaked with beer after you drunkenly spill on yourself.
Molly's so drunk she's got a beer crotch.
by Word destroyer August 22, 2017
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crotch ottering

The process of placing a cell phone between one's legs to conceal texting and other restricted cell phone activities.
Stacy was asked, "is Lisa texting? Stacy replied, "No, Lisa is not crotch ottering."
by Jaymic February 5, 2015
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Crotching

When a person male or female positions their body to have their crotches viewed by others in person, or on camera.
During last night's match the female wrestler should have faced disqualification for excessive crotching.
by 4amigos February 16, 2017
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