crotch knot

Referring to the male genitalia.

He punched me in my crotch knot.

by gaysensualist October 25, 2012

crotch hockey

sex, it literally means sex

person 1: hey girl do you want to play some crotch hockey
person 2: what the fuck are you talking about

person 1: i mean sex
person 2: for sure

by phennotven January 17, 2023

crotch waffles

herpes; or kids who camp in call of duty 4

I hate crotch waffles on the xbox.

by lupert2869 April 13, 2009

nasty crotch

A Crotch that has been smothered in shit for sexual gratification

"How was last night?"
"I gave her a nasty crotch"

by Gibblerjsshhahsh November 3, 2015

pancake crotch

A slang used to describe a small male anatomy, similar to the appearance of the crotch area of a Ken doll.

Gord: Who's that guy over there?

Kate: Oh...don't bother with him, he has a pancake crotch.

by laddie85 April 20, 2010

crotch cricket

A standard pager device, circa 1992.

I still can't believe you carry a crotch cricket. What do you work for the mob?

by novkayt October 20, 2010

crotch-touch

The act of touching ones own, a friend's, a partner's or even a complete stranger's crotch and or surrounding region.

Kristina: "Hey! Can we please have crotch-touch together tonight ?"
Santa: "Ohh Kristina, you've been a naughty girl this year! Of course crotch-touch can happen."
crotch fondle feel weiner pussy balls moist pleasure

by JordanIsTheShyt94 March 31, 2016