chocolate cream surprise

the action of taking a shit in her mouth and making her throw up on her tits and then titty fuck her and cum all on her chest then spoon feed it to her

I gave her a chocolate cream surprise last night

by jimlustylip September 15, 2010

Crispy cream

Getting set on fire or being burned

That guys trying to crispy cream me with his flamethrower.

by Star killer October 8, 2011

Ice Cream

Slang term for Crystal, ice, methamphetamine, etc when in crystallized shards that look like glass or ice.

HeyHey YoYo, can I getta pint of that delicious Superman blue homemade ice cream? The brain freeze from that shizzle is FIRE!

by AtotheZzz July 24, 2017

Dunking The Boston Cream

Sex position when you are engaging in a sexual act with a women over a pool. while penetrating a woman from behind while she is leaning over a pool. when you cum inside her, you push her into the pool resulting in the imitation of dunking a Boston cream doughnut into coffee.

Jimmy Call the Police, i just Boston creamed Julie and i don't think she can swim!!

Alex, why is Amanda in the pool naked? Because I just gave her the Boston cream!!! sweet ass man lol.

Dunking The Boston Cream

by John Basedowww August 9, 2008

New Year Cream.

Cumming at exactly 12:00PM on the 31st of December.

Guy 1: Hey have you seen Katelyn, isn't she supposed to be at the party?
Guy 2: Nah, I heard she's staying over Kye's tonight, going to try some new year cream.

by iintens December 31, 2009

bakon vodka cream pie

when pan of hot bakon grease is slung onto an unsuspecting whore's vagina. The burn is then sterilized with the cheapest vodka available and the friend of the grease slinger then administers a standard cream pie to said whore.

That whore on the tiki bar wanted a body shot but got a bakon vodka cream pie.

by fishy oil May 21, 2011

cream box

A very fast/good computer capable of running many graphically intensive games without slowing down. The graphics look smooth and glossy with no jagged edges.
Usually costing the owner many thousands of dollars.

Bill : "Man, your computer is a cream box."
Bob : "Yeah I know, it cost me fucking heaps."

by Leon_Australia December 14, 2008