Chinese flashbang

when a girl has explosive diarrhea and it all comes out as you’re eating her ass

i was eating this girl out and she let a chinese flashbang out.

by chickenass69lol December 7, 2020

Chinese Santa Claus

When you test positive for COVID-19, so you wait until nighttime and go house to house, sneezing into everyone's air conditioners. Despite the name, this is most effective in the summertime.

Looks like I caught the rona, time to pull a Chinese Santa Claus!

by lerogers7 December 9, 2020

NO IT'S NOT CHINESE BECKY!

A phrase that is often used when Becky forgets that every single thing that is Asian is Chinese. Most of the time it means that becky either dumb or racist.

*person1 is peacefully eating sushi*
*Becky walks in*
Person1: Oh hi Becky, do you want some sushi?
Becky: Ew no I don't want ur Chinese stuff
person1:
the dog:
the cat:
the sushi:

weebs:
k-pop fans:
asians:
*God comes down from heaven*
God: NO IT'S NOT CHINESE BECKY!

by I married a frog October 22, 2020

Chinese teacup

To fart in ones cupped hand, then bring your hand to another’s face, serving them the cupped fart

Kevin wasn’t listening to Naomi’s story, so she gave him a chinese teacup to get his attention. Kevin gagged.

by Bumping Donuts October 31, 2020

(Chinese) finger trap solution

a solution that is counter-intuitive to the problem. Its name derives from the Chinese finger trap which in order to free your fingers, you have to push your fingers instead of pulling.

the drug epidemic in the USA had a (Chinese) finger trap solution

by Vandena January 13, 2021

Chinese Netflix

Any illegal streaming website.

Dirk: “Bro, let’s watch Deep Blue Sea.”
Trent: “Aight, I’ll pull it up on Chinese Netflix.”

by HunkStudmann January 30, 2021

Chinese Finger Trap

When a girl simultaneously shoves a finger into your asshole and your pee hole.

Jojo gave me the Chinese finger trap last night. She’s a keeper.

by St. Thomas Acquinas February 27, 2021