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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?

Person 2: Yes.
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by Adujasty343 July 10, 2025
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[Title Card]

A word used when referring to the hit television show, Title Card.
Man, this drink was so good I feel Title Card!
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Throat Card

Something pulled by douchebags to try to seem like aggrieved victims when no crime is being committed, but they can't legitimately argue against something without revealing that they are douchebags.
"The tyranny of diversity, equity and inclusion is another case of the woke libs shoving their hate down our throats!!"
"Bro, stop pulling the throat card. You just want everything straight white & male."

"This bussing and integration sucks! It's not about me being a racist! The government should stop telling us how to live & stop shoving this down our throats! I don't want some niggur rubbing up against my daughter at a dance!"
"There they go. Playing the throat card again."
by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 13, 2025
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credit card boner

When you put a straw in the tip of your penis hole and insert it into a girls uterus and ejaculate through the straw.
Hey man don’t drink from that straw. That’s my credit card boner straw
by ConnorP696969 February 18, 2021
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The Gru Card

This is a meme-type joke, and the creator of this post is not sure if it is real, and physical, but in the meme world, it is one of the recent memes. It has many variations, ranging from making people infinitely gay, to making Pokemon bored. The character that is both a picture on most of these "Cards" and the namesake would be Gru, a character from the movie Despicable Me. Now, onto what the card actually does. The most common thing it does is reflect all No u's and make all players gay. As I have said before, there are multiple variations of it, but I cannot name them all.
Dude 1: Ur mom is gay
Dude 2: No u.

Dude 1: No u.
Dude 2: No u.
Dude 1: NO U!
Dude 2: I play the Gru card!
Dude 1:Noooo!
Dude 3: What are you guys doing?
Dude 2: *Whispers*
Dude 3: WHY AM I GAY?!
Dude 1 and 2 together: That's how it works.
by ISoundTooSophisticatedButImNot February 20, 2019
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