sweating like a bollock

Feeling extremely hot, typically in high summer when weather is particularly oppressive.

“I’m sweating like a bollock”

by SwissMinty March 19, 2024

Mango Sticky Bollocks

The phrase to describe a excessively sweaty and sticky scrotum on a particularly hot and humid day. In reference to Mango Sticky Rice as Thailand has the perfect climate conditions to cause this sensation in the testicular region.

"How you are coping with the heat today?"

"Not great, I'm really sweaty and have an awful case of the mangies"

"mangies?"

"Yeah, you know, mango sticky bollocks"

"Oh right yeah, me too"

by anonymous April 13, 2024

Cute as Pussy Bollock

When something is so adorable it reminds you of every cute genitalia you've ever seen, it is used to describe anythong even your mum's new airfryer

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you got your hair done, that cute as pussy bollock

by CatDog2465 February 25, 2026

Cute as Pussy Bollock

When something is the cutest thing youve ever seen reminding you of every cute genitalia youve ever seen, even your mums airfryer

OMG!!!!!!!!!! You got your hair done, thats cute as pussy bollock

by CatDog2465 February 25, 2026

crawled up your leg and bit your bollock

A term used when someone, usually male, is more pissed off than usual - if something crawled up your leg and bit your bollock you would quite understandably be pissed off.

Usually quite a subtle way to tell them they're acting annoyed, funny too.

Joe: " STFU DUDE!"
Jim: "Damn, what's crawled up your leg and bit your bollock ?"

by KappaKappaKappaKappaKappaKappa November 11, 2015

You can bet your bottom bollock

A northern phrase describing when something is certain - a sure bet

"was Jeffrey Epstein murdered to keep him silent?"
"You can bet your bottom bollock he was!"

by The Accuntant March 20, 2024

ballooning

The act of inflating a balloon in ones rectum and his or her partner sucking the helium out.

Me and Ryan and Zane were ballooning last night.

by Anthony Dirty Sanchez February 22, 2010