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Your Mother Bathes with Tennis

Origin: Some guy hating on Final Boss

Meaning: The ultimate burn. You will be unable to recover from it
NoisyBoi87: You're a trash can
Goddess KR: Your mother bathes with tennis!
Kraetyx: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
by Goddesskr December 12, 2018
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Northeast Kansan Rat Bath

Another name for hot cocoa made with water instead of milk
"Hey bro you want a Northeast Kansan Rat Bath before you go? It's kinda chilly out, and I could sure go for one myself"

"No Brian fuck off"
by Keechy Guy December 26, 2018
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Commit toaster bath

When someone tells you to commit toaster bath you should tell them ok I will do it
Person:go commit toaster bath
Person 2: ok I will never hanks for the idea
by Clown rat February 11, 2020
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Himalayan Mud Bath

When your partner, takes a steaming dump on your face, and you smear and wear it like a mask to exfoliate the skin.
"Rachel gave me a himalayan Mud bath last night, now my cheeks are softer than a babys bottom"
by Lucamend97 February 12, 2020
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Whore’s bath

1. (Noun) A quickie version of your daily ablutions, usually performed when there’s no time/opportunity to bathe properly, often due to the absence of a tub/shower. Only your face and smelly parts are washed.

2. (Noun) When a woman washes only the bare minimum/necessary body parts — that is, face, underarms and groin — after a sexual encounter. Usually done standing at the sink in someone else’s bathroom (or a single occupancy public bathroom if this is an actual prostitute).
Example 1:

“OMG I barely made it, my alarm didn’t go off this morning. I didn’t even have time to shower, I had to take a whore’s bath instead”

Example 2:

“I can’t believe Dylan talked you into going home with him.”
“Ugh, I was so drunk. Luckily I snuck out before he woke up. I felt so disgusting, but I didn’t want him to catch me in the shower, so I took a whore’s bath and left”
by red@rby August 9, 2020
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war in bahsingsay

Die lee agent: there is no war in bahsingsay
by Sucky Sasuke November 16, 2020
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George Bush Bubble Bath

Sitting in the tub with a copious amount of bubbles making plane noises while flying over your toy twin towers and looking like George Bush
Nnnnnnneeeeeeoooooooowwwww booommmmm,is what my kid heard coming from the bathroom as I was taking my George Bush Bubble Bath!
by Chairproblemtothemax April 28, 2021
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