Apple 3.14

A joke that is supposed to represent apple pie, but is swapped with the numerical version of pi.

A person making a joke:Hey guys, what's a geeks favorite food? Apple 3.14! Get it?
Audience: *Commits suicide from the absolute obscenity of the horrendous "Joke" that has escaped from A Person Making A Joke's lips.
A person making a joke: Dang it, not again!

by Muthafukking whoring nastyass January 8, 2016

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Apple Juice

The best fucking juice, it's way better than grape juice .... just saying.

I love apple juice and Lucas should too !

by Grassbaby101 June 16, 2017

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apple grabber

a person whom serially grabs/punches random people in the balls to cause pain and for there own personal amusement

"shit man, i was walking down the street yesterday and some apple grabber got me right in the balls"

by wedders&dalton2k9 June 16, 2009

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apple-handsome

from norwegian "eplekjekk".

it means you're a dick

"omg did u hear what he said? talk about apple-handsome"

by moananana January 6, 2017

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Apple Picking

The fetish of plucking out a man’s testicle hairs.

Dave’s balls are smooth and shiny since last night’s apple picking!

by Orchard-eer September 24, 2020

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Apple Hard

When you are so excited that your boner is harder than normal. Usually in reaction to receiving a new Apple product, of which said product will probably be outdated in 6 months, making the power of this boner fleeting, but truly powerful. When one becomes "Apple Hard", they often experience a feeling of superiority, usually over people who use PC's. While this feeling of superiority may be misguided, the power of the Apple Hard is often too powerful for the novice and one succumbs to the massive pull of the boner.

My new iPad just came, and I am Apple Hard right now!

by FBRPonline June 3, 2011

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