apple-handsome

from norwegian "eplekjekk".

it means you're a dick

"omg did u hear what he said? talk about apple-handsome"

by moananana January 6, 2017

Apple Picking

The fetish of plucking out a man’s testicle hairs.

Dave’s balls are smooth and shiny since last night’s apple picking!

by Orchard-eer September 24, 2020

bitch apple

Another word for 'Worthless' usually used by your mother when you've done something stupid.

*mom* You guys can't appreciate anything I do for you!
*kid* what are you talking about?
*mom* You're both little bitch apples

by -a- December 16, 2014

shaft apple

The scrotum. It can be treated as a delightful dessert by dipping your shaft apple in chocolate, peanut butter, caramel, whipped cream or other tasty toppings.

Jenny: I have such a sweet tooth right now!

Dave: Want me to pull it out?

Jenny: Only if you're talking about your delicious shaft apple!

by NinjaSquared November 22, 2010

Apple 3.14

A joke that is supposed to represent apple pie, but is swapped with the numerical version of pi.

A person making a joke:Hey guys, what's a geeks favorite food? Apple 3.14! Get it?
Audience: *Commits suicide from the absolute obscenity of the horrendous "Joke" that has escaped from A Person Making A Joke's lips.
A person making a joke: Dang it, not again!

by Muthafukking whoring nastyass January 8, 2016

Apple Juice

The best fucking juice, it's way better than grape juice .... just saying.

I love apple juice and Lucas should too !

by Grassbaby101 June 16, 2017

Apple Crumbles

When you crumble a booger (boogoo) onto the person sitting next to you.

Apple crumbles!!!! (This of course is yelled whilst the crumbling is happening.)

by freedomfries July 8, 2014