wet joey

When you lick your finger and put it up your partners bum hole

I can’t belive you have your husband a wet joey

by Hoover321 January 5, 2018

aquarium wet

stop calling me a gemini i am being bullid you are an aquarium and you know who you are >:(
i think this is going against urbandictionary tos but eh

1: tHaT wAS So gEmiNI oF yOu
2: shut up. you are aquarium wet.

by brick hacky dacka May 21, 2021

Wet Sandusky

I received a wet Sandusky when I was raped in the shower.

You received a wet Sandusky when that trucker cornered you in the restroom.

by kmbsu47304 November 19, 2014

Wet Malfoy

When you grease your partner’s pubes with hair oil so that they look like Malfoy from Harry Potter’s hair; then you fuck.

Boyfriend: you down for a wet Malfoy?
Girlfriend: what’s that?
Boyfriend: you’ll see

by Freggsmash May 13, 2019

wet smashy

To take an unbelievably long shower cause you were busy masturbating.

Ross took forever in the shower and left his boys in the kitchen waiting to drink beer with him cause he was going at it hard in the shower giving himself a mean wet smashy

by X3697bo May 31, 2016

wet bagles

When your bagles are wet/moist/damp.

Dang, I got wet bagles.

by wet bagles September 29, 2021

wet coke

Cocaine mixed with jet fuel gets you super fucked up but if you try to put it in a blunt it will explode

Yo that coke we snorted last night got us so fucked up because it was wet coke or coke mixed with jet fuel

by Fecalmatter55 August 6, 2019