Weekly Friend

A friend where in which his/her personality is so conflictive to your own, that you can only stand to hang with or talk to once a week; someone you agreed to stay friends with after there was an issue between you two.

1. Me and James can't really hang out often. His sarcasm makes me want to kill him, but i guess I'm still his weekly friend...

2. After me and my Ex broke up we promised to be friends. Despite the fact I hate that bitch, we stay weekly friends just to keep that promise..

by Caddy Chavez October 1, 2008

Weekend fuck

Verb. To have sex drunk and condomless. Usually involving parties of the "sluttier" nature, weekend fucking typically makes for both the most pleasurable sex and the best stories. Side effects include awkward moments, ruined friendships, abortions, and more weekend fucking.

Weekend fucking etiquette includes the male party making a substantial effort to never talk to the female opposite again, and the female party waiting approximately 7 days before telling the male opposite "I think I am pregnant" regardless of whether pregnancy is actually plausible.

note: weekend fucking does not necessarily have to take place on the weekend.

"Bro, this slut came over last Wednesday night and I totally weekend fucked her."

"So, I think I might have weekend fucked Chris last night, can I borrow 40 dollars?"

by Dickson Cider July 10, 2012

mere weeks

Any length of time between current and the next lan start date

<limited> i19 Attendance: 232 signed up, 48 paid, 552 places left - 9wks 1day 14hrs 42mins 4secs to go!
<F2_Switch> Mere WEEKS!

by rippsy January 7, 2004

Last weeks meatloaf

The sexual act of licking someones butthole after awhile of not showering and after a bowel movement. You can call it last weeks meatloaf especially if there are dingleberries involved!

Hey man, I just had Michelle's last weeks meatloaf! I swear I was drunk!

by Davelle Minace July 9, 2011

vampire weekend

A multiple day sex binge with a girl while she is on her period. Going to a concert as opening act is optional as is it being an actual weekend. Some people insist oral sex on her is a requirement. Others (Van Helsing crowd) say simply staking her repeatedly and a bloody mess is all that is required, even going as far as to suggest deflowerings be included as vampire weekends.

Yeah I am taking Katie to Vale on our honeymoon - but looks like it will be a Vampire Weekend.

by Puking Observer March 1, 2013

p&d weekend

To have intercourse with a woman and then dump her.

I got two bitch lined up for a p&d weekend.

Hey is this a p&d weekend???

by crackin DMC May 13, 2005

Weekes

The art of masturbating slowly into a midget’s glove.

I had a great twelve hours by just having a Weekes.

by JHM1 May 2, 2008