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turd whirler

A turd whirler is a pocket of air(fart) that travels down your poop shoot while whirling around the piece of poop you got in there. While it whirls and swirls about trying to get out, it captures the funky fresh aroma of the turd and then exits; letting you know you should probably go take care of that!
"Eww that stinks dude! It must be a turd whirler!"
by FMaye November 27, 2022
mugGet the turd whirlermug.

Oil turd

Someone who thinks they deserve more than their worth
by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021
mugGet the Oil turdmug.

kitten turd

Synonyms: Asshole, bitch, shit-head

Antonym: Kitten Turtle

Noun.

1. A creature that looks cute like a kitten but with little devil horns except the horns are really dull.

2. Someone who acts and says assholey things sometimeswhen stressed or frustrated with life.
Example:

She's being such a kitten turd today!

Wow. That's a kitten turd move.

I can't talk to you right now because you being a kitten turd.
by KitTurd October 25, 2023
mugGet the kitten turdmug.

Turd Bagel

A turd thats inside a Bagel and thats edible; also a insult of your choice
Omg what a turd bagel; ewwww smelly
by hahdgfggehhc February 2, 2020
mugGet the Turd Bagelmug.

treacle Turd

when you eat so much treacle, or honey that your turd turns stringy.
oh dude i just had a shit, it was like tring coming out my ass, talk about painful and gross". "Ahh dude, sounds like a treacle turd
by DinoRawwr March 6, 2011
mugGet the treacle Turdmug.

Turd Blossom

Turd Blossom was a consultant for Governor Rick Perry before he was Dubya’s running mate for his 1994 gubernatorial bid.
by Coop Dupe January 3, 2020
mugGet the Turd Blossommug.

cherry turd

woah dude i just dumped that cherry turd
by chanman1223 July 19, 2015
mugGet the cherry turdmug.

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