touche

an expression borrowed from French used
1)to admit that an opponent in an argument has made a good point
2)when someone has said a good comeback line
3)to concede a point to an opponent when fencing

1)A: You only think that because that what you raised to believe
B: Maybe, or maybe you only think THAt because that's what YOU were raised to believe.
A: Touche.
2)A: Why can't you put the toilet down?
B: Why can't you get a job and stop flirting with other guys?
A: Touche.
3)Touche. You got me. That's another point for you.

by Lena Klein April 17, 2004

touchdown

The act of shitting a turd so long it hits the water before completely exiting the anus.

Huzzah! Dudes, guess who just mede a touchdown!

by Simon May 2, 2006

tooche

A combination of a douche and a tool. If you were looking at a Venn diagram with one circle that represents tools and one circle that represents douches, these people would occupy that unfortunate intersection between the two.

The correct pronunciation rhymes with douche.

Danny Bonaduce is a tooche, and should be forever known hereafter as Danny Bonatooche.

by principe62 March 26, 2009

tough love

to care for someone while remaining unsympathetic and being strict

Children need tough love today in order to become productive members of society.

by Gerard Irick December 24, 2009

He Touched My Shoulder Story

A story told by someone in which they discuss their crush. The story is long and plotty, and the end is something along the lines of "and then...he touched my shoulder!" - a moment clearly exhilerating for the person telling the story, but that leaves the audience confused and expecting more from such a long winded story.

"so we went to the park on friday after the movies, and we were walking around and he bought us all ice cream from some random crazy vendor named frank, and then we were talking about his new car and its red, and then he touched my shoulder!"

by Janey and Anna and Molly July 2, 2005

touchy feely

When someone is all over you, touching and feeling.

Jeremy is so touchy feely that its disgusting

by a man duh July 14, 2004

Internet Tough Guy

Someone who writes/comments on youtube videos/forums and argues with other people or insults other people with extreme confidence (confidence that they normally dont have) due to the anonymity of the internet.

If you tell someone fuck you in real life, they might kick your ass.

If you tell someone fuck you on youtube, they can't kick your ass because they don't know who you are. So ppl like to use this absence of consequence to fullfill their need to raise their self esteem.

Dude, look at this guy talking smack like crazy on youtube, internet tough guys... such losers.

by hondahonda December 15, 2011