phrase used when this current moment in life is completely nonsensical, and thus, you can't unerstand the mere idea of the whole ordeal. may replace the flat what.
person 1: and so, I shaved her belly with a knife, just like she asked me to. oh what a lovely night that was
person 2: dude, what the fuck
person 2: dude, what the fuck
by the 0 event October 4, 2022
Get the dude, what the fuckmug. A combination of slang to use when you're in a stressful environment and you can't comprehend it. Typically used when playing video games.
*Gettin ganked by shyvana*
Aargh shit man.
...
*Gettin killed by shyvana*
Fuck man dude! He got me, Jeff
Aargh shit man.
...
*Gettin killed by shyvana*
Fuck man dude! He got me, Jeff
by DeepResjon March 21, 2022
Get the Fuck man dudemug. Bryce: Hey man, you still bummed about Thomas moving?
Dustin: Yeah, plus Matt and Sean getting into that accident. Mind asking Nick to stuff my dude? I think it would make me feel better.
Dustin: Yeah, plus Matt and Sean getting into that accident. Mind asking Nick to stuff my dude? I think it would make me feel better.
by Dusty927 July 7, 2017
Get the stuff my dudemug. Has NO mic, Gets NO kills, and backs out of the game INSTANTLY upon death. Stay away from these guys!
Danny: Let's see if I can get this dudes reboot card
Random guy: *backs out*
Danny: mannnn, what a Dead Weight Dude.
Random guy: *backs out*
Danny: mannnn, what a Dead Weight Dude.
by AstroBoxTV August 22, 2023
Get the Dead Weight Dudemug. by raybeez February 21, 2022
Get the Los Groovy Dudemug. 
Cooper - what’s up guys
Jimmy - Hey coop
Ethan - U wanna come over bro
Cooper - it’s already 5 bro dude
Jimmy - Ah shit
Jimmy- DAMMIT!
Jimmy - Me when it’s already five bro dude
Cooper - NO CAP
Jimmy - Hey coop
Ethan - U wanna come over bro
Cooper - it’s already 5 bro dude
Jimmy - Ah shit
Jimmy- DAMMIT!
Jimmy - Me when it’s already five bro dude
Cooper - NO CAP
by 5brodude November 17, 2022
Get the 5 Bro Dudemug.