Ranger High Tech Academy

The high tech academy which has pretty good teachers, it specializes in being a STEM school and has the most drama. As nicknamed by the North Ridgeville Academic Center "Gay school" We are mostly straight white kids who have a high IQ and are planning on the most wacky futures ever

Person 1: Lets get to class so we can Scamper up a spandacular plan!
Person 2: Hoorayaby dodilytootily!
Person 1: Ranger high tech academy teaches me about tech and helps with learning stem!

by anonymous February 27, 2023

skipton academy

an absolute shithole
don't send your kids here

it's a kids prison

don't go here

let's send our kid to skipton academy, actually let's not

by jajajshaha April 21, 2023

York River Academy

York River Academy is a school for computer nerds. There are a few of us who survive and make it out alive, but I've lost a few comrades. If you do choose to come here, come prepared. You need a strong will to survive the 'Traps'. May Mother Russia be with you, and god speed my guy.

John Doe only survived 2 years and York River Academy, but we lost him during the summer.

by What are you doing, Step Bro? February 26, 2019

Presentation of Mary Academy

Presentation of Mary Academy (P.M.A.) is the worst school, worse than prison. The principle is a money hungry, sexist, and unfair gremlin. The middle school is a shitshow, and the food is half-cooked garbage. Classrooms are stinky and musty. The given computers are cheap chrome books with no learning applications beside google. You don’t learn anything from the “special” classes, and most of the “special” teachers are uneducated. Technology in this school is uncommonly used by students. If you’re educated or talented, P.M.A. doesn’t care about your education and will pit you aside, especially you’re a boy.

I’m going to get expelled because I spoke my opinion on the education at Presentation of Mary Academy as a educated, male student.

by ProCurryMuncher May 3, 2022

The Angie Quinn Academy of Pitch Precision

Any a cappella ensemble that prioritizes its principal cantor's true range over those silly flats and sharps on the arrangement staves. ("Angie Quinn" was the love interest in Paul Petersen's 1962 hit record "She Can't Find Her Keys")

Here we go again, no accompanist and a cantor-or-else who doesn't sight-read: Make way for The Angie Quinn Academy of Pitch Precision!

by anonymous April 29, 2025

Samuel ryder academy

SRA a school for which boys and girls go to get a lower self esteem, to have no friends and to have the teachers give consequence points

Random : hey do you go Samuel Ryder Academy ?
Student : yes , why ?
Random : I feel so bad

by VikkyK10 May 13, 2022

Hilltop Academy

Teach to buy a teacher that talks like she’s high on helium and when do you kids doing drugs

Hilltop Academy is a dirty school

by The fake and real one December 15, 2018