Gay christmas tree

When a bunch of guys make a human Christmas tree by standing in a circle and hanging ornaments from their genitals.

Hey bro I heard you went to that gay club last night.
Yeah it was awesome I got drunk but for some reason my dick hurts.
Any chance you participated in a gay Christmas tree?

by jake576 May 9, 2021

windy tree farm

a place where farmers raise trees and gay people sneak off to give one another hand jobs and blow jobs

I want a blow Job

well we can't here we might get caught

hey, how about you give me one over that windy tree farm

ok

by buckbowers August 21, 2011

werepyre fairy tree

(1)A person that strongly believes that they are a werewolf, a vampire, a fairy and a tree all at once

(2)A phrase used to call someone a freak

(1) Person: i am a Werewolf!

Me: ok

Person I am a Vampire!

Me: ok... so your a werepyre?

Person: Yeah!!!

Me: right...

Person: im a fairy!

Me: you may need help...

Person:I am A tree

Me: so your a Werepyre fairy tree?

Person: Yeah!!!

Me: you seriously need help

(2)
Person: -being a complete freak- lalalalalalalalala
Me: your a werepyre fairy tree lol

by The-lone_devil May 30, 2011

donald tree trump

when someone puts a donald trump campaign posters in a tree

"ew look at that donald tree trump"

by harrysaidso August 2, 2016

abandoned tree-house

an older womans vagina

Mrs. Anderson's abandoned tree-house sure is loose.

by warshap January 11, 2009

Breezy Palm Tree

When a girl is giving you head. And she goes down deep.. you hold her head down and fart so hard that is causes her hair to fly up.

I just gave this girl a breezy palm tree. She is never coming back

by angry inch August 15, 2019

Tree trunk legs

A females legs that rub togather when they walk or sit or whatever. they arnt nessarly fat

man, i just got another hole in my pants from my tree trunk legs!

by heather17 February 1, 2007