thumb drumming

The act of drumming on a desk or whatever your hands are over with the edges of your thumbs while your palm faces down.

John: wow whats with the blisters on your thumbs?
Mike: had an epically intense thumb drumming session yesterday...

by iamalion1467 December 7, 2009

thumbal tunnel syndrome

a medical condition resulting in numbness and possible paralysis in the thumbs and wrists from excessive texting or Blackberry use.

Dude, I have thumbal tunnel syndrome from sexting with Sarah last night.

by Peeper1818 February 4, 2010

Thumbthumbs

A cat with a serious problem. Mainly white cats. A cat with freaking thumbs

I think your dog is a thumbthumbs.

by pikachuphantom February 5, 2010

Thumb Humper

A dorky guy trying to be cool on the internet by talking smack to people for random thrills. This person is usually found annoying by everyone. He could be playing an internet game, leaving rude youtube comments, or spamming lameness upon social networking sites.

Yeah, don't pay attention to that thumb humper. He's been bugging people all day!

by MJwins June 23, 2010

thumbing around

to poke around in your pants, usually with your thumb. Can refer to masturbation.

Bro my dad walked in on me thumbing around, fucking unreal

by ryan bambi December 1, 2010

thumb reduction surgery

a term often used when having a thumb war. when your thumb is unnaturally larger than most peoples thumbs. Its what you choose to get when you are self concience about the freakishly large phalangie on your hand so you decide to "size it down". can also be used as a term to put down someone elses large hands.

dude seriously? yo mammas hands so big she needed some thumb reduction surgery!

by slyflyingninja January 13, 2011

Thumb Correctional Facility

A prison in Michigan where assholes whose names are Nick reside

Person1:Hey you know Nick?
Person2:Yeah! He smokes crack and I had sex with him and I'm only 14! and he's 19!!
Person1: that one sick pedophile bastard! he belong in da thumb correctional facility yo!

by crackamalibu December 30, 2010