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Suicide

I played some Roblox and someone told me to commit suicide. Where’s the nearest rope?
by Suesabang February 2, 2021
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business-suicide

Objective, to everyone but you, mismanagement of your own financial assets and resources
If you're about to commit business-suicide, please get help before it's too late.
by Sexydimma April 24, 2021
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Suicide Squad

A local Daytona viglante or assassin group. Most are former civil service workers. They are known for hacking into phones and planting evidence that no one knows is there until it's too late. They also get money from the government to create a mobile unit with fancy dodge chargers or challengers. They are paid with a bounty by an ex husband or ex girlfriend seeking ultimate revenge. They utilize the local police department software, the court database, and local college research institutions to use EMF devices and illegal substances to bring a person to the point of not being able to fight. They love to stalk and do black bag jobs, tamper with mail, steal from accounts all in hopes of making their target commit suicide.
Have you had the red scare of the Suicide Squad yet?/
by Starportal77 July 18, 2021
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Suicide Wages

when your employer pays you an amount of money that is substantially much less than a living wage
I worked at XYZ corporation, and the pay was so abysmal that I questioned my reason for existence.

Fortunately, I was able to realize that this job was not worth the necessary effort to show up the next day.
I quit and moved on with my life for brighter horizons. Joe whe did you quit??? .... Mary I'm not working for Suicide wages for anyone.... I don't care if he's family
by Mister Spock 95 April 5, 2024
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Murder Murder Suicide

When one kills two people and then kills themselves.
After Jenna killed John and Nadia, she killed herself because she couldn't stand the thought of living without John. By doing this she committed Murder Murder Suicide.
by MewWinx96 June 17, 2012
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nigel suicide wank

when your having a wank just before blow load, shout of Mum( diseased and rottin), bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room
by mrs tosser October 1, 2025
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suicide

when someone is fighting a battle they knew they were never going to win
I can do this, oh wait i can't, i feel like i wanna commit suicide
by by joseph D, last day of 2023 December 30, 2023
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