Hypnotic poison

The best perfume in existence

“You smell so good”
“Thanks, Im wearing hypnotic poison”

by Zalgo August 27, 2023

The poison

The poison for Kuzco.

the poison chosen specially to kill Kuzco.
Kuzco's poison.
That poison?

YES! The poison!
Gotcha covered.

by Mr. Enderman February 3, 2024

Sausage Poison

A thought and/or feeling that stops a man from getting (or losing) an erection during sexual intercourse.

Seriously, the German Girl was lay there gagging for it but my head wasn't in the game which led an absolute bout of sausage poison.

by CarlTheHandyman November 23, 2023

Goon Poisoning

When you Goon while you have food poisoning. You Goon, Puke, and Shit all at the same time, the perfect trifecta of excrements.

I got food poisoning from red lobster so now I’m going to go goon poisoning.

by Bbl master February 23, 2024

rat poison

food that tastes like almonds but it isn't almonds....

hey mate remember instead of a vegetable cube i put rat poison in your rice

by funny cube guy March 20, 2024

el primonating

When u jump on a (fe)male with a hard cock and the cock enters her nose

EEEEEL PRIMOOooo

Owch... But ahhhhhh

Sorry for el primonating u without permission

by Wilkowilkoelpro June 6, 2024

nigga poisoning

When a single person of a white friend group starts acting black and other people in the group start acting black. "Nigga Poisoning" can also happen when a white person acts black to fit into a group of black people.

Person 1: Man this new friend group is gonna be fucking sick!
Person 2: Just wait for the nigga poisoning to start happening.

by TheBac0nSurviv0r October 4, 2024