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Pocket Elf

When a man has an erection and you can see it through his trousers?
Guy:Do you think any one saw my Pocket Elf?

Guy 2: Nah
by Jebushby October 6, 2013
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POCKET STALLION

1.) a term used by spammers to describe a hard penis in your pants.

2.) a hard penis that peeks into one's pocket.
there is something in my pocket?
Why, it is my little pocket stallion-care to give it a little taste?
by bascus May 23, 2006
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Magic Pocket

Hole in white underwear you put your penis through. Mothers who make the mistake about telling their young sons about how to go pee will tell them to use the hole. They realize there mistake when the pre-school teacher tells them about how there son wanted to show them how he uses his magic pocket.
Your son wanted to show me his "magic pocket"
by JrodTwodolla November 28, 2010
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pecker pocket

the extra material on a females pants in the crotch area that bunches up and makes it look like she has a pecker
i hate it when my jeans give me a pecker pocket, it makes me look like i have a boner
by meaghan March 10, 2005
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Pocket Season

A period of time in schools that require a dress code of dress shirts year-round (and sweaters from October to May.) When the sweaters are no longer required and students don't need to have them on for the rest of the year, pockets are newly exposed. It becomes a contest of who can rip off the most shirt pockets, usually from underclassmen, with the goal being to make a shirt out of just the pockets. It lasts anywhere from a week to two weeks.
Dude #1: Hey look over there!

<Rips pocket off of Dude #2>

Dude #2: ...

Dude #1: Its pocket season, bitch!
by Shake May 11, 2006
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Pocket Dick

A guy that you can conveniently have sex with, like you have him in your pocket. A perfect booty call because he lives close by.
I think I may stop by my pocket dicks house on the way home.
by fuckgirlfbi December 28, 2016
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Crotch Pocket

The extra bit of material in guys' pants that allows wiggle room for their crotch. The crotch pocket is often evident in guys pants when folded in the middle. Girls' pants often do not have the crotch pocket, which is why guys will have to "tuck it in" when wearing them.
"Dude, these jeans have such a huge crotch pocket. I feel so free."
by Rage of Kage May 7, 2008
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