Johnny 2 pump

the act of pre mature ejaculation within 2 strokes or less

Jeremey:“yo, how was it with that girl last?”

Ryan: “I gave her the ole Johnny 2 pumped then made her call an Uber”

by [e-mail] March 18, 2024

johnny boys

Johnny boys are jealous man hoes who like everything for themselves. Including hoes, money, wives, houses, etc.

Its a turf war between johnny boys in the streets of la.

by aromabinger March 22, 2024

Johnny Backshots

John is not your average guy; he had an undeniable charm that seemed to captivate everyone he met. Tall, with a disarming smile and a quick wit, John had a way of making people feel special. What makes Johnny most special is his back shot ability. The way he gets in there is now a staple in the community.

Johnny Backshots was soooo good last night, you have to try him out!

by Spexcks March 27, 2024

Johnny Nashville

When you leave a Urinal Brownie in the bathroom on the third floor of the Country Music Hall of Fame in Nashville, TN.

The only stall was occupied during our tour so I pulled a Johnny Nashville and rolled out.

by CowboyJohnnyH November 6, 2025

Johnny blumpkinseed

The act of performing a blumpkin in a port a john.

Hey guys! Has anyone seen Meagan at the concert ?

Ya, I saw her take that security guard into the port a John, I bet he’s getting a Johnny blumpkinseed!

by anonymous November 13, 2025

Johnny blumpkinseed

The act of performing a blumpkin in a port a john.

Hey guys! Has anyone seen Meagan at the concert ?

Ya, I saw her take that security guard into the port a John, I bet he’s getting a Johnny blumpkinseed!

by anonymous November 13, 2025

Johnny Sasquatch

When you pull one or both balls out of a girls asshole and you leave her on the sidewalk and the cops catch you walking into the trees

Yo! I pulled a Johnny Sasquatch on Alice last night. In other new I'm due in courth next week.

by dukasuk November 18, 2025