MaterBating

When you fall off your Lightning Mcqueen bed during sex.

Jack: I fell off my bed while I was fucking my girl
Joe: That wasn't regular sex, that was MaterBating

by Dumbfuck supreme September 2, 2023

Mateo

hottest mf alive. tall with a resting bitch face but a big heart

mateo has very nice hands and an incredible sense of humour

he will supply you with nerdy funfacts about everything, reminding you you can never stop learning

he also has a very large cock making it hard to resist the urge of wanting to suck it

person1: look its mateo!
person2: damn i wanna jump on his dick rn
person1: me too bro me too

by reallifegotham July 24, 2024

Mateo

nigger bitch

Wow! That dude is a Mateo

by Badingi August 4, 2024

mate from the back

When you come onto your opponent's king" from the back, and it's checkmate.

Black player: Bd1#, and it's mate from the back.
White player: dang, good game.

by Chess_Junta_with_a_BBC August 23, 2024

matben

a person who is a matsexual and likes talking Ben as they have no friends and Ben speaks with them as a sole source of entertainment

kid "you are such a matben!"
*kid sitting on a mat and using talking ben*
matben "stop calling me that? what does that even mean?!"

by anonymous September 5, 2023

Mateo

Mateo is a very interesting species. He begs for attention, making himself the victim normaly with girls. You can laugh with him, but he is goofy af and dont know when the party has come to the end. He is very cool cause every weekend he ski or goes to tenerife. He can also be called Stuart, due to his coolness. He loves to drink voska with water and sleep at a park when he has a safe home to sleep.

AYYYYY MATEO DEJA LA BOTELLA! (Dicho por una chica)

by Blaackfuckingcock September 28, 2023

Mate-Peng

Mate-Peng is commonly in germany for a combination of two drinks; Mate and often times alcohol like Vodka. It is used more often but similarly as the word Turbo-Mate.
The combination of words comes on the one hand from the drink "Mate" which is a popular caffeine drink amongst students in germany and the Word "Peng" which can be translated as "bang". This part of the combination can be explained by the german idiom: "... mit Schuss" which means something with alcohol. But can be directly translated as "... with a shot" (in this case it comes from the word "to shoot"). And since a shot makes a "bang" noise or a "Peng" noise it is called Mate-Peng

Do you want a Mate-Peng?

by P. Likan December 24, 2023