by keru smith November 20, 2013
large voluptuous lady, usually of West African origin, so large that it takes 3 pagnes (wraps of cloth) to girdle her ample waist
The term can be used to describe a personality type, i.e. a loud, aggressive lady (usually a market woman) who will steamroll her way to the front of a line, or make fun of you for trying to get her to sell her watermelons cheaper
(A pagne is a French word, widely used in West Africa for a rectangular piece of cloth used as a wrap or to make clothes - a large person would need 3 pagnes to cover themselves
The term can be used to describe a personality type, i.e. a loud, aggressive lady (usually a market woman) who will steamroll her way to the front of a line, or make fun of you for trying to get her to sell her watermelons cheaper
(A pagne is a French word, widely used in West Africa for a rectangular piece of cloth used as a wrap or to make clothes - a large person would need 3 pagnes to cover themselves
"Oh My God that lady is so rude, she just elbowed me out of the way, shes a real three pagne lady"
"No shes not yet a three pagne lady, she can be sweet sometimes, shes really only a two pagne or at most a 2.5"
"No shes not yet a three pagne lady, she can be sweet sometimes, shes really only a two pagne or at most a 2.5"
by yatenga December 15, 2011
A term coined by Ricky Bobby (Will Ferrell) in Talladega Nights referring to well, no one knows, thats why they're called MYSTERIOUS lady parts.
"Why is Jenn such a bitch today?"
"I think there's something going on with her mysterious lady parts."
"I think there's something going on with her mysterious lady parts."
by TerpForLife January 05, 2009
I want you to be sensitive and brave and caring and tough and have a great body and be an intellectual and give me all your money
by pseudonym April 07, 2004
A living legend resident in the Surrey town of Guildford. She is often seen sitting on benches in a leopard print coat. She has long flowing white hair which matches her similarly long flowing white beard. She allegedly eats children but as of yet there is no solid evidence.
Tourist: Holy shit it's a woman with a beard!!
You: No thats the Guildford bearded lady you disrespectful fuck.
Tourist: Oh my god!! Where's my baby gone?!
You: No thats the Guildford bearded lady you disrespectful fuck.
Tourist: Oh my god!! Where's my baby gone?!
by Vince September 27, 2004
Despite the fact their sports uniforms closely resemble it, they are in fact not MuzzBuzz employees. Asking them for a toasted sandwich and a coffee during any sporting event will only earn you blatant looks of disapproval. Although, most students might as well be training to be MuzzBuzz employees because unless you’re getting the top grades, nobody really gives a damn about whether you’ll succeed. Their summer uniform isn’t any better, it causes the whole school to resemble a settlement of convicts. Which is quite fitting, it does feel like a jail when you come back after the Christmas holidays.
"Those students from Methodist ladies College look like escaped prison convicts, they really need to fix that uniform."
by MoreCoffee May 23, 2019
A school in England filled to the brim with chavs who have an IQ in the negatives. If you do not conform, you will be bullied by the small-minded peeps of LMS. Oh, and things went to sh*t ever since the new headteacher came around. Muck-up day? Banned. House plays? Of course not! (Yep, she literally banned FUN).
If you roll your skirt up so high that everyone can see your arse, then you're considered the best thing since sliced bread. Otherwise, RIP.
If you roll your skirt up so high that everyone can see your arse, then you're considered the best thing since sliced bread. Otherwise, RIP.
Person 1: 'Those chavs are so annoying!'
Person 2: 'Eh, we must be close to Lady Margaret's School.'
Person 2: 'Eh, we must be close to Lady Margaret's School.'
by Cewlperson October 15, 2019