The biggest bitch in the whole world. Man will AWAYS find a way to DESTROY your rep/life or the dumbest/offensive shit ever and will say it was "A jOkE".
Jordan: "what is the outfit??? Your just asking for it Angi!"
Angi: "wtf is wrong w you, why would you say that???"
Jordan: "Chill it's just a joke!"
Angi: "wtf is wrong w you, why would you say that???"
Jordan: "Chill it's just a joke!"
by Just_statingthe_factstbh January 02, 2023
A bulgarian boy who is a god at fighting and has moodswings 24/7 likes bass is very sexy and a lot of niggas are scared of him
by BobTheGodwithsosig November 24, 2021
A bulgarian boy who is a god at fighting and used to play a lot of bitches also hella sexy and everyone is scared of him
by BobTheGodwithsosig November 24, 2021
A girl who is beautiful and kind. She is an absolute badass and is super fun to hang with. Likes playing video games and typically hangs out with da boys. Usually seems tough and hard to talk too but once you get to know her you might fall in love. Beware, a Jordan might take your heart by surprise. Also, a Jordan likes to enjoy nature but also will crush you in a Roblox Obby.
Dude- "This girl is awesome, she plays video games, hunts, and fishes."
friend- "I know she's Jordan, be careful you might fall in love."
friend- "I know she's Jordan, be careful you might fall in love."
Jordan no
jordan: A athletic basketball player the in fact the best freshmen basketball player, yet to be in the nba. Georgia bulldog fan don't wear alabama crimson tide or any such so other than georgia around him. very bad attitude does not fuck with anyone, so don't talk shit about him or it won't be a very good day for you.
by aajj1212 September 26, 2019
An enby that is wanted by every woman who has ever seen them. Gets laid very often and has a VERY huge penis. They're extremely good looking. They have the most gorgeous eyes in the universe and has been told to be a model. But spits game like a champ.
by indirecterection October 10, 2020
She is very and bright in the mind. Jordan is a mix between an introvert and an extrovert. She has some friends but she doesn't have very many. Jordan also doesn't understand personality types. She is short, or else she is average height. She hasn't had any boyfriends, except 1 who basically didn't count, and she had one that she liked and didn't like but people kind of ruined it for her- at least for most Jordan's. Jordan is very pretty and usually pretty fit. She has an open mind and is very happy even though she may not seem that way. Sometimes she is upset or stressed with some things in her life but not normally. She is very kind and CAN NOT make ANY good jokes- they are only funny because of how bad they are. Jordan's LOVE kids, she wants to play with them all the time and she thinks they are super fun. Jordan has pretty long beautiful eyelashes. She is not so good at paying attention though. Although she can still do her homework, it just takes her hours unless she is in a homework vibe or productive, do stuff, get done vibe. Jordan goes through and has lots of different vibes. Jordan likes to play sports, especially swim team.
by Heyheyheyyy1800 February 04, 2021