jizz mop

klenex...duh. what else?

fuck, i just came all over my chair. wanna hand me a jizz mop?

by Madds December 13, 2004

jizz stone

When a man's member has a large kidney stone pass by ejaculating.

Dang, I had a jizz stone bust off on that ho' da other night; and it knocked that bitch out!

by David!M! January 3, 2006

jizz guzzler

One who like to swallow another mans "JIZZ"

by Anonymous July 10, 2003

the jizz wagon

A penis, specifically my penis.

Any girls want a ride on my jizz wagon?

by bob jones March 19, 2005

Jizz

A very uncommon nickname for a "glob of ectoplasm" in Guild Wars.

Hey man let's go Jizz farming.

by Crimzon September 8, 2008

jizz monkey

a female or male that is addicted to the feeling of jizz inbetween their tounge and cheek

that bitch is the biggest fucking jizz monkey out there.

by liberty November 19, 2004

jizz bag

In the mid atlantic region, term of comtempt, lotheing, derogatory.


note(spelling errors may be included in this submission. could you at Urban Dictionary correct some of it? yeah i know i am being a jizz bag. its equally ok if you don't. thanks)

the war on drugs is perpetrated by stupid jizz bags(e.g.voters) and money launderers

cheney is a jizz bag(and satan incarnate).

coaches who scream at little league footballers are jizz bags.

parents who push their kids to play american football are jizzbags.

(parents and passersby who stop to watch tiny kids play american football are stupid jizz bags and lard assess.

my best friend is a jizz bag.

my wife is a jizz bag.

my dog is a jizz bag.

dust mites are jizz bags.

the mouse killed in the mouse trap was a jizz bag for gushing puke, blood and shit on it.

my girlfriend is a jizz bag.

etcetera ad infinitum

by emotional_invalid January 5, 2009