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Jacob Griffin

Also known as a soyboy, someone who is overly obsessed with history. This could be in the form of objectophilia for flags, posting memes about current events, and the insertion of history memes into everyday life.
Teacher: Quit being a Jacob Griffin and stop jerking off to those flags.
by slim2222 June 4, 2018
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Jacob

Jacob usually a really hot sexy guy who acts super tough but can be a real softy he is a fuck boy but he is always loyal. he has a big dick and is down to smash, he loves to flirt and is definitely a keeper if meet a jacob def get to know him and chances are you'll love him but he probablywon't ask you out so you need to take charge and ask that sexy beast out!
girl1: omg jacob is so freaking hot!
girl2: i know
girl1: i think he likes me but idk if he's gonna ask me out...
girl2: then ask him before another girl takes him
girl1: okay
by eat_my_pussy_please June 24, 2018
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Jacob is an awkward human being who gets close with whoever will allow him around. Most Jacobs steal or lie and end up in bad situations asking people to get them out.
by Strokemycock2.0 March 18, 2019
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A man of much muscle and great work ethic
by Dalepj November 1, 2022
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Dylan Jacob

Girls: OMG it’s dylan Jacob guys my idol.🍆💦
Dylan Jacob : Fresher than my sneakers let’s play back over leader I feel like a cheater shoot pass my teacher.
by Jackitychan September 21, 2018
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At first you would think that jacob is a sweet, kind, loving and all around great guy but you are wrong. He is a manwhore and doesn’t have any respect for a girl. He will call many girls hot no matter if he has a girl or not. He will go for any girl he sees and then break their hearts if they are not good enough for him. He doesn’t know how to get his feelings straight. Don’t fall for a jacob
girl 1 : jacob told my friend that he has feelings for me.

girl 2 : the fact that he told your friend that and not even you is already a red light.

girl 1 : true but he is so cute.

girls 2 : that doesn’t matter he calls so many girls hot. You can’t prove that he won’t call another girl hot when you guys are together.
by irllydontlikeu1854 December 22, 2018
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white mother: what should i name him?!
White daughter: connor?

White dad: NO NAME HIM JACOB KAREN!
by Ok boomer October 28, 2019
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