July 5

National post your favorite teammate day!

It'sJuly 5 so I'm posting my favorite teammate

by trinity1289 July 5, 2023

July 13

National Send Soapy topless pics to your partner.

Hey it’s July 13 where’s my pic?

by Broguy69 July 13, 2021

July 8th 2050

The day Thur United Kingites of Thur Krown or the UKK invade Papua New Guinea. This is the date it will happen or it may be on the leader's birthday, it depends if they get lazy.

Random: "What's happening on July 8th 2050?"
Kingite of Thur Krown: "We're invading Papua New Guinea"
Random: "Why?"
Kingite of Thur Krown: "Because Thur Krowned Head, Yurius Guderian, said so 2 years ago"

by apollyon zero bitches January 4, 2025

July 11

July 11 is the worst day ever. This day is always gloomy and rainy. It’s when the worst of the worst are born. If you are born on July 11, you probably enjoy torturing people, have a bad personality, and like anchovies on pizza. If you know someone born on July 11 cut them out of your life, before they ruin it.

Boy: Ew, look at that girl.
Boy 2: Yeah she was born on July 11.

by Jordablizz November 27, 2023

July 9th, 2024

The incident, the day it was lost.

Alright class please open your books to page 223 where we will be going over the horrific incident of July 9th, 2024.

by ThatOneBlasianKid July 9, 2024

July 17

The day that the legendary couple Yonnie T and Bryson B started dating

Yonnie and Bryson started dating on July 17th 2022

by yonnie2raww September 20, 2022

July 1st

Burn pride flags day. Burn all and any pride flags on this day.

Person 1: Hey it's July 1st, you know what that means!
Person 2: Oh hell yeah! Lemme go grab my gay flag!

by AliyahNotFound September 18, 2022