Pizza hoes

A type of female that works at a pizza joint. Don’t worry, there’s more too it than just that. It’s a great job for teenage girls to make some money and most importantly, make connections. These types of girls will be bound to cut off any relationships if they find the right pizza boy. It doesn’t matter if your a CEO for a multi million dollar business, the fact that you aren’t willing spit the type of game that some pizza boys do, you will lose every time. They feel so deeply connected with them because they spend most of their day engaging with them on numerous topics. This in hand, makes them reveal almost everything about themselves, how seductive?! We don’t know the long term effects of how long a relationship will last between the new pizza joint couple. For now, more research is being conducted and then be later published with a professional literature review and methodology on the findings. At the moment, it is best to end your relationship with your girlfriend or wife if she just got employed at a pizza joint. Bridges may be burnt but in the end, save yourself from the emotional struggle.

Guy 1: Hey man, where’s your girl working at nowadays?
Guy 2: Pizza joes I’m pretty sure
Guy 1: oh my god dude... you’re fucked
Guy 2: why?
Guy 1: Because man! She’ll turn into one of the pizza hoes and cut you guys off!
Guy 2: oh shit, I might have to end things sadly
Guy 1: sadly? give yourself some self-respect and quit being a bitch about it
Guy 2: Your right, fuck her..

by sneakydudedictionary October 22, 2020

Hoe Puncher

You bunch a god damn hoe enough said

I punched the hoe down the street my bros said i am a hoe puncher

by HOE PUNCHER April 26, 2017

hoe stage

When women from New Jersey decide to have sex with men from anywhere, for anything, at any time..

Tracy: Taylor did you suck off johnny?
Taylor:Not yet, Shawn won’t cum.
Tracy: Will you hoe stage ever end?!

by Mr.Crocker November 17, 2017

dragging a hoe

1.grabbing a hoe by the hair and dragging her on the ground
2. roasting someone

1. " DONT MAKE ME DRAG YOU, HOE!!!!!" *starts dragging a hoe
2. person 1-" you're so untalented" person 2 " HEY, at least I'm good at something while you're good at nothing" person 1- "SARA STOP DRAGGING ME"

by young.blue April 2, 2017

hoe in denial

A female that has sex with a lot of guys and denies it or acts innocent when asked about her hoe tendencies .

Stacey has sex with 4 guys in one day ..

Lauren : "Stacey I heard you screwed 4 guys in the same frat today ! "

Stacey : *crying* "Everyone's always calling me a hoe ! It was only 4 guys and I used protection. "

Lauren : "Damn you're a hoe in denial dude . "

by Coolie June 12, 2016

pretty hoe

A pretty hoe is someone a female who is really pretty but is a hoe that sucks and fuck everyone.

Kourtney Renaa is a very pretty hoe.

by cripboi1969 May 24, 2016

Doe Hoe

A girl who calls others sluts but needs to learn the definition of slut then look in the mirror.

Ava"Piggy"Jones called Laine a slut even though ava herself is a doe hoe and and mud cricket

by Patty M HFNY June 21, 2016