Wiggle Fight

When two alpha males lock eyes with one another in public, exchanging fierce looks of determination, before slowly approaching each other until they are roughly 2-4 inches away from each other. Once properly distanced, each fighter releases the hound, unzipping their pants using nothing but the power of the shaft, and begins to violently sway the tronkus to and fro, attempting to knock theirs into the opponent. First one to tap out (done by urinating onto the opponent when too much damage has been inflicted) loses, both the fight and their male dignity

Broseph #1: Yo, did you see that wiggle fight on 5th and Main last weekend?!
Broseph #2: Bra!!! Poor bastard ain’t pissin’ for a week!

by pringlenads March 18, 2021

fight the struggle

a manson family saying

you're supposed to say fight the struggle when you are getting fucked in the ass

by anonymous November 10, 2020

fighting hawk

When a man pulls his dick out of another man's ass, violently slams it in his partner's mouth only to have his partner bite down and get lockjaw, causing violent shrieking and fighting.

Running Bear and his partner Dishesz Clenerr did the fighting hawk last night.

by fitinglosers January 28, 2016

fighting life

fighting a life sentence; if convicted, will spend the rest of ones days behind the prison yard fences

Jacob: Where has Anthony been at?

Hunter: You didn't hear? He's fighting life, goes to trial next month

by writersoftheearthuniverse April 22, 2023

Box-Fight

Bitches fighting about bitch shit

Saw a crazy Box-Fight outside the spa yesterday, I dunno what they were fighting about but they were pulling hair and scratching each other like cray....frankly it turned me on...

by Dutch Dumper October 19, 2021

fighting gold!

something that breaks your hand

"bro why are you're hands so sore"
"because id'ont knoe"
"have you been fighting gold! recently"
"yes.."
"ho ho ho!"
"TALKING BEN?"
"Yes?"
"DO YOU LOVE GOD?"
"ho ho ho!"
"DO YOU LOVE GOD?"
"ho ho ho!"
"DO YOU LOVE GOD?"
*suspense music plays*
"No."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"i dont love god"
"WE LOVE GOD! WE LOVE G'OD WE LOVE GO'D!"

gobblewobblenator3000

i eat fish
jk no i dont
jk yes i do
jk no i dont
jk yes i do
jk no i dont
jk yes i do
jk no i dont
LOL!!!

by KysonAndrews April 14, 2022

Discord Fighting Championship

A Discord MMA server, ran by BoiledEggRoll. It’s main purpose is to roleplay using custom bot commands. It’s acronym is DFC.

“Yo you heard of the Discord Fighting Championship?”
“Tf is that?”
“It’s a discord server you moron”

by Donkey#0989 December 12, 2021