Facespace Granderz

The real granderz.

Vinny: Ahhh facespace granderz are GRAND!(:

Facespace Granderz by VMNC August 16, 2011

fake gold egg 

Any tweet that is completely flabbergastingly humorous and shockingly hilarious, esp. from twitter account fake gold egg.

I'm sorry for interrupting your sermon by sporadically reading a fake gold egg out loud.

fake gold egg by Isotope Delicious January 27, 2014

Fake a gay 

When a man or woman would rather pretend they are a homosexual than out right reject the person approaching them.

"If you're going to fake a gay, at least make out with your wingman like a respectable gentleman should."

Fake a gay by Killyourtv February 2, 2016

fake Christian

A fake Christian is an individual who appears as a Bible believing Christian in public but in actuality lives a perverted lifestyle that defiles the teaching of both the New and Old Testaments. Someone who attends church services with the attention of appearing as a genuine Christian but whose intentions are soley to misguide others on his true nature. In addition, a fake Christian may participate in the following actions: Pronouncing his/her faith in the Lord Jesus Christ but approves of activities like abortion, extramarital affairs, perversion, defiling of the White House, etc...

Examples of a fake Christian are President Bill Clinton, "Reverend" Al Sharpton and most American leftists.

fake Christian by Voltaire11 September 20, 2006

fake the funk 

to pretentiously act or appear productive or busy; to "go through the motions"

We need to fake the funk so the boss doesn't think we lack ambition.

fake the funk by Jon64Bailey December 22, 2008

faceshot 

When a man shoots his liquid fire onto another's face.

Andrew Levy: "Shoot your cum on my face!"
Random Gay @ Cornell: "On your knees, bitch!"

faceshot by CUGSA July 20, 2008

faceshot 

When the penis slips during the state of orgasm to aim and shoot the male in the face with his own cum. Normally he is laying down or reclined during sexual intercourse or masturbation. An accidental act.

During sexual intercourse with my partner, he/she suddenly jumped up from being on top and I received a faceshot! I think I got some in my mouth!

faceshot by $tephanie August 17, 2006