Fire Crotch

Red headed person. Why do we call them that? Cuz there crotch hair is obviously red so ITS ON FIRE!

Michelle: Hey who's that person over there with the red hair?
Me: Oh that's just that dumb firecrotch.

Fire Crotch by Meggie May 13, 2005

you crotch creep 

a creep of the crotch

you crotch creep><>directed at crabs or a sexual partner who likes to lick

you crotch creep by jeremy style May 28, 2006

reverse crotch grab 

Similar to a crotch grab, but performed by a second party from behind the victim.

Oh snap, that short guy totally reverse crotch grabbed me on the dance floor.

reverse crotch grab by dbus May 26, 2008

porta crotch

Genitals either male or female. A "G" rated version of saying Penis or Vagina.
Pronouced: port-ah-crotch. said as a 2 syllable word

Check out her camel toe, thats a hungry "porta crotch"!

Is that really a wet spot on his "porta crotch"?

porta crotch by hollywood626 January 6, 2009

cardboard crotch 

When jizz has dried on the crotch of your underwear, leaving the material as stiff as cardboard

"Is this pair of boxers clean?" *feels* "Nope. It's got cardboard crotch."

cardboard crotch by thefunkychicken May 3, 2009

knee crotch 

When the crotch of your pants is by your knee.

*guys walks by with his swag on*
Girl 1: He's got a knee crotch...
Girl 2: Pull up your pants!

knee crotch by allixue21323 January 12, 2011

columbus crotch rocket

A sex act involving a creme filled donut. A man sticks his erect penis into a creme filled donut. The woman then jerks the man off until ejaculation where the women will be covered in both semen and Bavarian creme.

Jeff: Audrey came home with a box of Duncan donuts. I think it's safe to say she really wanted a columbus crotch rocket.

columbus crotch rocket by Herroguy May 16, 2014