Snuggle on my crotch

Sleep with me

Will you snuggle on my crotch?

by B4NG June 8, 2018

Crotching

An indiscriminate sexual act varying from holding hands to full intercourse.

Simon: "what happened with you and Tina last night"
Jared: "gave her a good crotching didn't I"
Simon: "niceeeeee"

by Simoncrotchedtina June 10, 2018

crotch shock

when he or she grabs your penis/vagina with cold hands.

oh my god she just gave me a crotch shock

alesia shrunk my penis with her crotch shocks hands.

by shelllzzzz June 11, 2018

Technician Crotch

The sweaty stank state of a technicians crotch after a long hot hard day's shift.

"I really need to go home and shower after I get off work, for I have technician crotch. The horror..."

by McHesp December 31, 2017

Fire Crotch

when You stand to close to the fire and your crotch gets hot

Brittnie was standing too close to the fire flailed in distress because she was standing too close to the fire and caught a nasty case of fire crotch

by Deeeebs420 January 19, 2020

Crotch goblins

The goblins that live in your crotch.

Hey bro, I got bad news, I got dem crotch goblins.

by Willie Smielish April 7, 2020

Sparky crotch

When you rub a balloon up against your pubes to maky a static electric field.

My mom has a sparky crotch

by Chicken nudley sup April 16, 2020