comendeer

to take over something or to steal sonething, nautical term, used in potc'uh (pirates of the caribbean) not only used by pirates, i would like to encourage every one to use this word.

Hayley: "Are we going to steal that boat"
Leah: "No, we are going to comendeer tht ship"

by The Proud Founder Of The World Famous Eunuch Society September 21, 2005

dick in a box comeback

The opposite of "jumping the shark." This is an event that takes someone who is already over the hill and makes them cool again. Prior to his SnL appearance, Justin Timberlake was deemed uncool; after the DIAB skit, he regained some cred. Captain Kirk pulled a dick in a box comeback by doing the commercials for Price Line.

"Tom Cruise *almost* pulled off a dick in a box comeback in that last sequence of tropic thunder."

by Chuco the driver May 18, 2010

comedic effect

Used for comedy purpose.

I called it bananas for comedic effect. So stfu Jesus issa word.

by Ashleylay September 28, 2017

yo quiero comer culo

According to Google Translate, this phrase means "I want to eat ass". Spanish is a beautiful language. You don't say I love you in Spanish. Instead, you say "yo quiero comer culo", which means "you are the light of my life". I love you in Spanish is "te quiero".

Boy: Te quiero
Girl: You don't say I love you in Spanish. Instead, you say "yo quiero comer culo", which means "you are the light of my life".
Boy: Whatever, yo quiero comer culo
Girl: YES, yo quiero comer culo

by 1234567890abcdefghij August 22, 2020

Canadian comeback

When your favorite sports team is being shut out and they end up scoring in the last few minutes of a game but still lose by multiple points, goals or runs.

"Looks like we fell short again. I'm sick of putting up a Canadian comeback every other game, we're pathetic."

by Ben123212 September 5, 2007

comedy central

Also known as the stoner channel it was once great channel now its overrun with shitty cartoons (except southpark), naked puppets (crank yankers), high school movies for teenagers, 2 hour Mad TV marathons 2-3 times a day and a whole bunch of other crap thats not funny at all.

With shows like crank yankers, drawn together, hour long mad tv re runs shown one after another and gay teen movies I dont watch comedy central as much as I used to no matter how high I am.

by stewfoo January 13, 2005

comete un mojon

To tell someone to eat shit.

Loko comete un mojon.

by Jay Dizzle March 17, 2005