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Basildon Colon

This describes the condition of one's colon after visiting an 'all you can eat' carvery.
If Mark Francois wants to come with me to a Toby Carvery, he too can experience a Basildon Colon.
by Reefknot January 27, 2020
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Vernacular colonialism

The process through which black slang and vernacular is co opted to become part of "internet culture". Terms like "simp" "woke" and "lit" that have been used for years in the black community and black Twitter become mainstream, leading white people to think the terms belong to them, ignorant of their origins.
Brian: You seen that Kevin, that kids a simp.
Keisha: Vernacular colonialism, at it again.
by Ewyan June 21, 2020
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anti-colonial

Being anti-colonial is epitomized by Dhulbahante, as the Darawiish, a Dhulbahante force led by Sayyidka, embodied the bloodiest and longest anti-colonial struggle in Africa
she's anti-colonial
by khatumo November 2, 2020
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Rolling Colon

The action of lowering your window while driving down the interstate sticking your butt out and having explosive diarrhoea on every car you pass
My buddy and I went down the inter state and he was rolling colon and it was the worst thing I've ever smelled.
by Jiffy3 May 14, 2021
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Backwoods Colonoscopy

When a stranger walks into your part of the woods and you proceed to cover your penis with mud,twigs,and dip. Then reach for their colon via anal while yee yeeing to the top of your lungs
by Eskegit May 27, 2021
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Ghetto Colonic

Fill a turkey baster with Fentanyl diluted in water. Proceed to insert baster into anal cavity and expunge entire contents. Clinch and hold for approximately 20 minutes or until effects kick in.

Usually resulting in temporary incontinence, it is suggested to perform procedure on the toilet with an ample amount of recovery time.
Bro, I gave myself a ghetto colonic on the couch last night, no idea how imma get the stain out!
by Billy Pickleston October 20, 2021
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Edezol Coltiono

Edzol Colton with an accent.
Person 1 "Hello Edzol Colton"
Person 2 "It's Pronounced Edezol Coltiono"
Person 1 "Ok then, hello Edezol Coltiono"
by Glyndward October 18, 2021
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