Charcoal crotch

Any person with brown pubes.

If I'm a firecrotch, you're a charcoal crotch.

by Stupenzos October 6, 2013

cereal crotch

Something you think Alex said under his breath.

"It has cereal crotch on it"

by Allhailtheglowcloud February 3, 2018

Crotch Leprechaun

A gay individual who is internally homophobic and gobbles on tiny penis every Saturday night. They also have mouth herpes and spread it as they gobble that micropenis.

Every Saturday on my route home, I see Nathan G being a crotch leprechaun with Ethan next to the dumpster by A&W.

by GonorrhoeaGobbler June 21, 2023

music crotch

When one of your earbuds fall down and rests in your crothch.

Dude: Shit
Mate: What?
Dude: I just got a music crotch
Mate: Haha lol

by music crothch January 31, 2016

human crotch rocket

A small girl with a temper that should scare you away but is so attentive you’re willing to throw caution to the wind. Like riding a fast motorcycle.

I had a date with the human crotch rocket last night!

How was it? I know she’s very aggressive!

Like riding a ninja in the rain!

You have fun though?

Omg yes!!

by Edwardreeses1125 July 3, 2023

Gucci crotch

A vagina that is so fine it had to be made by gucci.

The chick I took home last night had that gucci crotch!

by Pendleton March 4, 2022

Crotching

When a person male or female positions their body to have their crotches viewed by others in person, or on camera.

During last night's match the female wrestler should have faced disqualification for excessive crotching.

by 4amigos February 16, 2017