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P1: you are getting CLOSE to my brownies
P2: Sheeeeeesh ur mom no u dogwater stupid kid

P1: close ur mouth

by LiamProductions May 13, 2021

Closet fandom

a person who likes a fandom that’s not anime and is secret about it

I am a closet fandom lover

by Hihelloitsmoi July 19, 2021

Closer

Simcha

Every moment you aren’t running, Simcha is only getting closer

by CallMeFinn August 2, 2021

Closet pdf

A person who covertly steals data and edits it in order to make friends and become popular.

Dat closet pdf is making duh criminals fink I’m down brah.

by Cruciferous August 8, 2021

closeafuckingnough

The phrase ‘close enough,’ but with and angry enthusiastic word in between

Girl 1: “Don’t you end work at 11”
Girl 2: “No, 10:30”
Girl 1: “ Closeafuckingnough!”

by FatPig105 August 17, 2021

Closet-tweaker

A person who uses meth by themselves and keeps it a secret. Usually because they are ashamed or afraid of judgement.

It's crazy that Tony is a closet-tweaker, since he always seemed like a stoner.

by Mysterrii August 21, 2021

closet Canadian

Literally anyone in Minnesota

He's from Minnesota. Their all closet Canadians

by FruitSnacks2 September 5, 2021