Bearded clam

Bearded clam:
A soy boy, white night, male feminist that wears a beard that is immensely disproportionate to his diminished masculinity.

Dude, this 100 lb. guy walked into the cigar shop with skinny jeans, a man bun and a huge beard, what a bearded clam he was!

by thinkinman February 18, 2020

bust her clam

After taking off a girls panties, you eat ass from behind before coitus.

Dude, make sure you bust her clam before raw dogging it.

by MaxMillllion August 26, 2019

Clam Grab

When a woman steals a mate from another woman; i. e. the female equivalent of a cock block.

Brenda manged clam grab Rob from Kelly.

by Master M T March 16, 2009

Clam handler

A gynecologist.

Hunny, this is going to be awkward for us both, but I'm filing for divorce unless you go to the clam handler and get that clitoris checked out.

by SossBoss December 07, 2015

The Mud Clam

When a female shits herself and squishes it up between her pussy lips :3

Yeah Karen? You look like you have a raging The Mud Clam right now.

by bungurtfungertmalungertjungert January 31, 2025

clam wipe

When a woman wipes her vaginas on an unsuspecting person's face after she just had sex.

That passed out dude on the couch just got clam wiped.

by Markram January 29, 2017

Juicy Clam

Juicy Clam uses the slang term for virgina (Clam) and adds a descriptive word for its state of excitment.
Similar to "wet pussy"

I bet she's got a juicy clam.

by Prince Mohamed April 10, 2018