An old muscle car, (i.e. a Monte Carlo, Impala, Grand National) that is modified with hydraulics, ugly vinyl graphics and tacky gold rims that generally ruin the car's GOOD qualities.
Carlos: "Yo, check out my ride! It's a 1978 Monte Carlo with hydraulics, TIS rims, flame vinyl, a NOS tank by the console. It's beautiful!"
Any sensible person: "You just turned a good Monte Carlo into a crappy Beaner-Box."
Any sensible person: "You just turned a good Monte Carlo into a crappy Beaner-Box."
by J-48273 June 28, 2011
That mouse has some balls. He jumped right in that cat’s mouth and started punching his juggling box.
by Cow log October 10, 2019
freind: man do i love to hotbox
other guy: hey man we need to de-box this car before we cant see anymore
other guy: hey man we need to de-box this car before we cant see anymore
by thunderbuddy420 August 20, 2012
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Narco/junkie slang for the "crash" after a big high - when you are coming down hard, in physical and mental discomfort, and really have a craving to get another fix so you can feel better. Also, sometimes written as hurtbox
by Harry Whoever June 27, 2017
Water that is in a box made by the company boxed water is better. On two sides of the box it says boxed water is better with a raindrop at the end and one side it says hello written in cursive letters. On the final side it has facts about the company and the boxed water itself.
by Gen no phone February 03, 2017
A "check-in-the-box" and is an action or mandate that a group or authority takes when it doesn't want to be liable for something, so they put on an act that everyone secretly knows is functionally meaningless but has enough good intention so that criticism is often viciously attacked. In the end, if a worst-case scenario presents itself, the group or authority in question can claim they took all the possible precautions they had at their disposal and are not liable for damages while exclaiming how sorry they are things didn't happen as they would have liked. This usually leads to calls for more feel-good protocols and additional checks-in-the-box actions, and if the group or authorities' performance is good enough can even lead to the group or authority being lauded for their benevolence, all the while the people forgetting it was the original check-in-the-box that might have caused the crisis.
Person A: Do you think installing a sign warning people that there is no lifeguard on duty will help prevent drowning?
Person B: (Being honest) Of course not, but it's a check-in-the-box, so we won't be responsible if anything else does happen.
Person A: You're so cynical.
Person B: (Being honest) Of course not, but it's a check-in-the-box, so we won't be responsible if anything else does happen.
Person A: You're so cynical.
by LaughingGhost February 23, 2021