bitch apple

Another word for 'Worthless' usually used by your mother when you've done something stupid.

*mom* You guys can't appreciate anything I do for you!
*kid* what are you talking about?
*mom* You're both little bitch apples

by -a- December 16, 2014

apple grabber

a person whom serially grabs/punches random people in the balls to cause pain and for there own personal amusement

"shit man, i was walking down the street yesterday and some apple grabber got me right in the balls"

by wedders&dalton2k9 June 16, 2009

Apple Torme

A fun unsanitary apple juice. Usually done by young children with dirty hands after playing in the dirt. It is a failed process to make conventional apple juice as we know today.

You're definitely cleaning up your mess after you make your Apple Torme.

by Chadthehammer March 18, 2019

shaft apple

The scrotum. It can be treated as a delightful dessert by dipping your shaft apple in chocolate, peanut butter, caramel, whipped cream or other tasty toppings.

Jenny: I have such a sweet tooth right now!

Dave: Want me to pull it out?

Jenny: Only if you're talking about your delicious shaft apple!

by NinjaSquared November 22, 2010

Apple 3.14

A joke that is supposed to represent apple pie, but is swapped with the numerical version of pi.

A person making a joke:Hey guys, what's a geeks favorite food? Apple 3.14! Get it?
Audience: *Commits suicide from the absolute obscenity of the horrendous "Joke" that has escaped from A Person Making A Joke's lips.
A person making a joke: Dang it, not again!

by Muthafukking whoring nastyass January 8, 2016

Apple Juice

The best fucking juice, it's way better than grape juice .... just saying.

I love apple juice and Lucas should too !

by Grassbaby101 June 16, 2017

Apple Hard

When you are so excited that your boner is harder than normal. Usually in reaction to receiving a new Apple product, of which said product will probably be outdated in 6 months, making the power of this boner fleeting, but truly powerful. When one becomes "Apple Hard", they often experience a feeling of superiority, usually over people who use PC's. While this feeling of superiority may be misguided, the power of the Apple Hard is often too powerful for the novice and one succumbs to the massive pull of the boner.

My new iPad just came, and I am Apple Hard right now!

by FBRPonline June 3, 2011