personal reflection time

when your by yourself and you lounge around in your house, apartment, dorm, etc. naked. either because you like being naked or too lazy to put clothes on

G always has personal reflection time for an hour after his 6 am workout. LOL

by hardhitr3 August 16, 2009

Tall Person Energy

When a person seems tall online and on social media but is short in real life

“She looks tall on her instagram”
“No way your only 5’0”

“I didn’t realize how short you were you seemed taller”

“Yeah I guess I just have tall person energy”

by NeelG March 25, 2019

The Person Above You

The "person above you" generally refers to the person that posted before you on a website forum.

Dude 1 - Would you date the person above you?

Dude 2 - Totally!

by Jared O August 16, 2008

Shitty personal best

An individual is engaged in a strenuous activity and finds himself/herself in GI distress and on verge of defecating on oneself during said activity; individual still completes activity or event in a respectable time frame or other measurement. Used mostly when referring to athletic endeavor.

Runner: yo bitches I was cruising in my relay race on the A1A and rolling so hard I nearly shit my pants; unfortunately I had to ease up. Still ran a good time, it's my new shitty personal best.

Teammates: you better get yourself to a port a potty ASAP before you actually shit yourself. Just saying.

by OG Baby Giraffe January 9, 2011

5th Person Joke

When a piece of literature is written in 3rd person, but switches to 2nd person tell a joke, thereby making the joke seem funnier and more realistic

"Bob was having a rough day, like the time you beat up your roommate just because he wouldn't let you have his pretzels."

Reader: HAHAHAHA!!! 5th Person Joke!

by FoboSniped May 11, 2010

white person

racist
white person

John the Black nigger: I am not racist
Jim the white cracker: I am racist becuase im a white person

by fortnitegodallah June 22, 2021

Golden Retriever person

A person who loves you openly and unconditionally without expecting anything in return. They are very loyal and protective.

Their characteristics resemble those of a golden retriever.

Some typical traits include: being extroverted and loving people, very energetic and optimistic, smiling a lot, described as funny/goofy

“What does a golden retriever person look like?”

“She is the golden retriever in our relationship.”

by Ophen October 14, 2023