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chinese fur

A dirty hole in Alabama. If you birdie it somewhere in the world Mike Tomlin will say splash.
"Just nailed that Chinese Fur like a champ."
by Gatorttu April 6, 2017
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Chinese New Year

when a man ties 10 Fireworks to his genitals and sets them off
Keven Pirera loves to throw his nuts a Chinese new year
by Xero42 June 16, 2011
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Chinese finger trap

When one stretches their foreskin over another's penis fully covering it, imitating a Chinese finger trap.
person1: yo bro lets Chinese finger trap!
person2: no homie you've been watching to man VTubers
by ColeRed2000 September 26, 2021
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Chinese Firing Squad

A term used when referring to you or your teammates death in a videogame, most often a shooter game. The term is used when all of a sudden, out of nowhere, the enemy unloads sever bullets into you at random and kills you insanely fast without a second to react. This term is often used to convey anger and frustration over the form in which you were just killed. The term derives from the form of execution used in China in the 1900's where a line of 10 to 20 men with rifles would repeatedly shoot one or more targets as a form of execution.
Person 1: "Holy shit, where did they come from?"
Person 2: "I don't know dude, fucking Chinese Firing Squad."
by JackAttack1U January 30, 2024
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Chinese baby day

The anniversary of the date on which a Chinese child was adopted by an overseas family
Please join our family next Thursday in celebration of Emma's Chinese baby day
by coolsimplelife May 18, 2021
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Chinese mAh

A capacity that's usually equal to around 300mAh-650mAh, at least for 18650 batteries.
You can take the capacity that's stated and divide by 10 to usually get the real capacity. But if its above 650mAh its probably more towards 300mAh

This happens because places in asia take 18650 batteries out of ewaste and then send them to china where they get processed down to fake 18650 batteries.
Person 1: Do you think these 18650s would be good enough to vape with? They are 9900mAh which is the biggest ive seen!
Person 2: No, thats in chinese mAh. Its probably like 320mAh. Get some Samsung 30Q batteries from a reputable source.
Person 1: I found some samsung 30Q for cheap on aliexpress!

Person 2: Not from there there, dumbass
by worldsworstopsec January 1, 2023
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Chinese teacup

To fart in ones cupped hand, then bring your hand to another’s face, serving them the cupped fart
Kevin wasn’t listening to Naomi’s story, so she gave him a chinese teacup to get his attention. Kevin gagged.
by Bumping Donuts October 31, 2020
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