Jane has to be {dead in the head}, as when I said in her company "I am on top of most things, except Jane, here, she is ALWAYS on top of one thing."
by After_Darkness October 27, 2017
by Jaquannn July 05, 2014
Turning 32, single, all your friends are married and reproducing, you've traveled, want to see more but are bound by societies idealism of buying a house settling down and forgetting about the world.
Plus you live in the state of Western Australia, where everyone drives slow, is scared of change and don't venture outside after dark in fear of their walking frames being stolen.
Plus you live in the state of Western Australia, where everyone drives slow, is scared of change and don't venture outside after dark in fear of their walking frames being stolen.
Happy Birthday mate "yeah thanks", hold on how old are you? I'm 32.
Shit dude you're single and living in Perth, you're nearly dead.
Shit dude you're single and living in Perth, you're nearly dead.
by Mussman February 08, 2010
guy: What do you see through the telescope
girl: 27 black guys having a gay orgy on the top of the eiffel tower
guy: oh a dead tree
girl: 27 black guys having a gay orgy on the top of the eiffel tower
guy: oh a dead tree
by Anal_Warrior27 June 19, 2018
Like a 'port' on a computer that no longer works, even though there's a cable in it, used to describe a woman who lies there doing nothing during sex. Coined at WPI.
John: Hey, I heard you fucked that hot chick you met yesterday. Damn, she must have been good!
Robert: Eh, she was a dead port, I would have been better off with by myself with some lotion.
Robert: Eh, she was a dead port, I would have been better off with by myself with some lotion.
by tedium June 21, 2005
by Bambi Berkowicz October 26, 2010
a fat lazy person who died either from marijuana or alcahol or from teh stenchy dirty room he lives in
by hippy man for life February 23, 2005