Last I checked you cant drink ice

When you walk by someone and they only hear the tiniest part of the convo with little to no background info

"Yeah and his water was in the freezer"
"Last I checked you cant drink ice"

by Andje December 7, 2021

Mister I buy clothes every day

A guy who claims to buy clothes every day but andreea knows he ain’t rich and he’s lying

Mister I buy clothes every day texted me today! Fuck off u dump

by hotpotato July 13, 2018

I can’t breef

When a nigger is unable to breathe, despite having a wide nose.

George Floyd: I can’t breef
Nick: Too bad, nigger.

by GFYMNIGGER March 17, 2024

I-kiss

I-kiss is an individualized kiss. It's a phenomenon when a guy so desperate starts kissing his own arm.

That guy who was i-kissing himself started crying.

by Quite-afternoon October 9, 2020

I

A dumbass who searched themselves up on urban dictionary

Searcher: hmmm, I wonder what “I” would turn out to be
Urban dictionary: You got issues man...

by The Dumb People Helper March 23, 2021

I

A bitch who is damn addicted to anime and doesn't do its homeworks

Oh this i is so stupid because he/she keeps watching anime

by BRUHHH. June 24, 2020

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by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025